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You Know You Are A Geek
If...
- You can write recursive sentences like
this one, because you should read it again.
- In the ninth grade, you got tired of
doing all those redundant calculus problems, so you wrote a program to
solve them, and every time you got a new assignment, you handed in source
revisions
- Your glasses broke so you soldered the
frame back together... AND ... all of your friends thought it was cool.
- You pick up the phone to call your chick
for a lunch date, dial her IP address, and get some damn recording that
says the number doesn't exist. Yeah, like you wouldn't know your own
girlfriends IP address.
- Your girlfriends IP address is 127.0.0.1.
Take a hike rosy.
- The last time you went to the movies, it
was SCI-FI, and there were only members of the same sex with you.
- Your alarm clock consists of a Perl
script and some .au files, and the only time it wakes you up is when you
fell asleep 10 minutes ago at the keyboard.
- You exercise personal hygiene with
extreme efficiency, but only during power outages.
- You wish the moon weren't so damn bright.
- When you visit your relatives, you try to
hack AOL so you can retrieve _your_ e-mail.
telnet
geekplates.com 110
user bincar
pass ^McOa@#(^%23)sa!)bBzZ
stat
retr 1
retr 2
retr 3
...
retr 759
quit
telnet geekplates.com 25
helo thisip.aol.com
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- You once missed Christmas because you
were on a roll.
- A can of Coke counts as a meal.
- You know more acronyms than the Army
-AND- you can "say" them without thinking about how to pronounce
them.
- You know at least 2 one-syllable names
for each of: ~ ! @ # ` , . / ? > < ; : ' " { } [ ] ( ) - _ = +
* & ^ % $ | \
- You just parsed the above line.
- You can't get past those pesky frames
only messages while using lynx, so you switch to telnet. -or- you
have the new version of lynx which does support frames, but prefer telnet.
If you know of any more sayings then please
email them to me.
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